100 Epitaphs
One hundred humorous, serious, and interesting gravestone writings for graves.
Full List
- Albin - sire of few, father to many
- For years Yamill talked us half to death, this is the first time she's been out of breath
- Here lies a MacKennell lad, who bravely fought the wolf that stalked our town
- J.P. 873 - 894 A tough bastard
- Stay dead this time
- Kensa Ayarson - rightful heir, last of his line
- [This gravestone has been heavily scratched. It appears someone really wanted to obscure the inscription.]
- Go To The Old Tree At Full Moon To Learn My Secret
- Jentaros can finally get all the sleep he wants
- All shall join me one day
- Farooi, warrior of the Thunder Legion, died in bed
- Tricky Ulfrit finally met someone he couldn't cheat
- The Red Bull is with his foreign god now
- H. Loggerton - lived by the sword, died by the gun
- K. A. S. - founder and honoured teacher
- Nicola would curse us for not burying him next to the tavern
- Here lies a wise sage, buried by his devoted student.
- Master Alamexios buried by his greatest work. [Gravestone near a ruined tower]
- Eul B. Next
- Stavros was right, the drink didn't kill him... the fall did
- C. Corey, devoted father and husband. 'The wind in the trees/and the smile of a wife/teach the thoughtful man/all there's to know about life.'
- Old Bill tells his tales in the next world now
- Grand Lord Fulburne lies where he came from [Gravestone near a farmhouse]
- Here lies a street prophet, nothing he predicted ever came true
- Zerauth Trisquen - Author, Husband, Martyr 1746 - 1953
- Brownleg, the king's favourite horse [Large and ornate gravestone]
- Charlotte - Beloved daughter gone astray
- Gon Vishin' - Drown't But Not Out.
- Here Layeth a Fool: Lied Once; Lays Forevermore
- Yu Winsome: Lost Some.
- A Saint to Many, A Scoundrel to Some.
- Dirty D'an, Gravedigger - Man Loved Mud; What Else is There to Say?
- Keep Back - Contagious Necromancy
- A. Trap - If You Can Read This, You Are Too Close.
- Jinder - Stole from the rich, gave to the needy, met his end when he got greedy.
- Geoffrey - We thank him for his sacrifice
- There is a fine line between bravery and foolishness. Elgin Tenson crossed it.
- Kelly the Arsonist, fire was her best friend
- Harikin master archer, once shot a branch from across a field
- May death bring you the peace that eluded you in life
- The most trustworthy comrade I had and a true lifesaver. Farewell. [The grave of a tool or instrument.]
- Here lie the nightmares of a child. Sealed within the coffin. [Coffin contains a doll.]
- A. Rose. The prettiest flower plucked away from his field.
- D. Docks. Called Doc by many, but had more intent on making wounds than fixing them.
- Here lies impatient Jon. Measured once, got shot twice.
- Here lies the Wizard Zas, a man of few words and much brilliance
- Here lies Smitty Werben Jagerman Jensen: he was number one.
- The Sleeping Sage of Contina, on to the next dream
- Ricky - long missed
- Here lies Fortune-Teller Fegip, who predicted her own date of death
- In memory of Diao. The world wasn't coming to an end -- only her.
- Corindel, fallen before the walls did.
- In memory of Redbeard. Killed because he loved dogs.
- In memory of sweet, harmless al-Ruub.
- In memory of Dwongar. Completely Forked.
- Here lies Stout. Faster than the wind, dumber than a stump.
- I think his name was Andy.
- In the end, his last breath was stolen from him.
- Bosworth's last words: 'Bring some damn good pipeweed to my wake!'.
- In memory of Maryse. She enjoyed every cut to the last. And she enjoyed that one the most. It cut her spirit free.
- In honor of 'Soupy' Sariel. He made killing things fun again.
- He taught us to make the seconds count before we close our eyes.
- Remember Sari'andi. One day she will rise and take her vengeance.
- Theodmer died hungry, or at least he thought he was.
- In memory of Thomsap. Sticks and stones broke his bones.
- Zilyana the Deaf. She never heard it coming.
- Aberlag never felt like he fit in anywhere. He fits in a coffin quite nicely, now.
- Kelvhan died. We ate him and buried the bones here.
- Red Trinos found that which he did not seek -- the sharp end of a blade.
- May your spirit swim forever, Kelvan.
- Marlevaur rests with the knowledge that her death provides much gossip.
- Numbers matter no more, for Faringan has found eternity.
- Grevea lies here, covered in glory and dirt.
- In memory of Ulduin. He was one crazy son of a bitch.
- He's cooked his last meal.
- Beloved wife and loyal drinking companion.
- This time, she was right.
- Finally, Zinwelle sleeps alone.
- In memory of Nekrasova. A juggler beyond compare, at least in her own mind.
- She couldn't take it with her.
- In memory of Kevliss the Unrestful. His works completed, may he finally find rest.
- In memory of Barron, a true Oddity.
- He asked to be buried with his beloved dog. Oh, well.
- Methath finally got out of the city. [local god] watch over his spirit.
- Botvat. Noble but poor.
- Quinzel was thrown in this hole.
- In memory of Old Macintosh. May all her children prosper.
- Skye didn't love me enough to write me an epitaph
- If even a tenth of the stories Nathy told us were true, he's alive and halfway across the continent by now.
- Skarfitaine the cook - her food was okay, her death was honourable
- In memory of cunning Liza, who pulled off the whole plan perfectly and then died of fever that summer
- Greedy Holros buried with that which he prized above all else. [This grave has been dug up, there's nothing in the hole.]
- An arrow is buried here, that killed a man who was about to kill me on the battlefield. Archer, I thank you.
- Dhitta wanted to live among the foreigners and is now buried in their way.
- Sasyidat Ilyota, 555 - 597. The fifth stone in this graveyard, after his lucky number.
- 'The Snake' - never knew his real name but we all owe him our lives. Gods be with him
- In memory of the Vikra family, killed to the man in a senseless feud. Spring 1326
- Let this stone be a warning to all who would trouble Threepines
- Durgan Fairhammer, clan exile, hero to our village
- Here lies Azelia in the place she loved most. [Gravestone in a peaceful clearing]