One hundred drunken boasts your players might overhear in the tavern.
| d100 | Entry |
|---|---|
| 1 | "I once hit a medusa so hard in the face its eyes saw each other." |
| 2 | "I once shouted the fire off of a burning orphanage." |
| 3 | "I once killed 7 men in one stroke." |
| 4 | "I once killed 7 flies in one stroke." |
| 5 | "I once lived for a year in a barren desert solely off of juice which I squeezed from rocks." |
| 6 | "I once killed a red dragon with fire." |
| 7 | "I stole a kiss from a nymph in a hidden grotto, cold as the moon she was, but twice as lovely." |
| 8 | "I once beat an ogre in an arm wrestle." |
| 9 | "I punched an incoming arrow once. It went right through the eye of the archer." |
| 10 | "Once had a dryad wanna inhabit my wood if'n ya know what I mean." |
| 11 | "One time, I beat the mayor in an egg spoon race." |
| 12 | "I once outdrank a clan of dwarves in a drinking contest." |
| 13 | "I once caught a fish that was TTTTHHHHIIIIISSSSS BIG." |
| 14 | "I got a free go at the land's most expensive brothel by pretending to be the king." |
| 15 | "One time I seduced a god. That's why they weren't answering your prayers." |
| 16 | "I once blew out a fire elemental with a belch." |
| 17 | "I once drank an entire water elemental." |
| 18 | "My shadow is actually a Shadow. It does what I want because it's scared of me." |
| 19 | "Once I was bit by a wererat and it turned into me." |
| 20 | "I once led an army of kobolds." |
| 21 | "I've been to the 7th layer of the Abyss." |
| 22 | "I once told a riddle so ingenious a Sphinx couldn't solve it. It killed itself out of shame." |
| 23 | "I'm so good at handstands I can do them with two hands tied behind my back!" |
| 24 | "I once drowned a merfolk." |
| 25 | "Grew a beard so rough it beat a mindflayer in a tentacle wrestling contest." |
| 26 | "Found Vecna's liver and it's not done me any wrong since I got it in." |
| 27 | "I once drank myself free from a bowl of watery death." |
| 28 | "I once ambushed a mimic with my disguise." |
| 29 | "I once threw a minotaur so far, he landed in a different kingdom." |
| 30 | "I once cut off all of a hydra's heads at once." |
| 31 | "I once seduced a succubus." |
| 32 | "I once tricked a mimic with a fake adventurer." |
| 33 | "I once beat an ettin in a staring contest." |
| 34 | "Just last week, I ate 100 hard boiled eggs in an hour." |
| 35 | "I once domesticated a displacer beast. Nasty things are impossible to keep track of, so I had to get rid of it." |
| 36 | "I once defeated a clan of trolls while in the middle of a pie eating contest and still won." |
| 37 | "I flexed so hard once that the vampire sucking my blood popped." |
| 38 | "I once used all three wishes from a ring to get a nice mutton and lettuce sandwich where the mutton is extra lean." |
| 39 | "I can dodge a Spear of Backbiting." |
| 40 | "I once beat a Medusa in a staring contest!" |
| 41 | "Drizzt Do'Urden personally gifted me a panther cub to be my familiar." |
| 42 | "I am the Raven Queen." |
| 43 | "I once drank a decanter of endless water dry." |
| 44 | "I once hit an owlbear SOOO hard, it turned into a bearowl." |
| 45 | "I beat Asmodeus at dragon chess once." |
| 46 | "I killed a man, with THIS THUMB." |
| 47 | "Lightweight! I once drank a dragon under the table, I'll have you know!" |
| 48 | "I once wrestled a dragon out of the sky." |
| 49 | "I once beat a Beholder in a game of I Spy." |
| 50 | "I've had, like, 50 heart attacks, and I'm still standing!" |
| 51 | "I convinced a God to make a star for me, no you can't see it from here." |
| 52 | "I calmed a raging barbarian." |
| 53 | "I once got a standing ovation from (a famous bard)." |
| 54 | "I convinced (a famous cleric or paladin) to follow me." |
| 55 | "I put a suit of armor on a monk." |
| 56 | "I spotted (a famous rogue) sneaking around the city." |
| 57 | "I beat (a famous ranger or druid) at hide and seek in the woods." |
| 58 | "I beat (a famous wizard or scholar) in a trivia competition." |
| 59 | "I cracked a set of adamantine armor." |
| 60 | "I drank everything out of an Alchemy Jug." |
| 61 | "I exterminated a camp of ogres while wearing armor of vulnerability." |
| 62 | "I found an arrow of me slaying, stabbed myself with it, and didn’t pass out from the pain." |
| 63 | "I pulled myself out from inside a bag of devouring." |
| 64 | "I beat out someone wearing boots of speed in a foot race." |
| 65 | "I held a door closed through a Chime of Opening." |
| 66 | "I saw someone wearing a cloak of invisibility." |
| 67 | "I walked through the barrier from a Cube of Force." |
| 68 | "I’ve killed enough dragons to create a a set of Dragon Scale Mail for each dragon type." |
| 69 | "I hid from someone using a Gem of Seeing." |
| 70 | "I bench-pressed an Immovable Rod." |
| 71 | "I beat a Storm Giant in a wrestling match." |
| 72 | "I won a barfight against someone who had just drank a Potion of Invulnerability." |
| 73 | "I drank my weight in Potions of Poison." |
| 74 | "I found a Robe of Useful Items and the only patch on it was me." |
| 75 | "I opened something glued shut with Sovereign Glue." |
| 76 | "I walked through a Sphere of Annihilation." |
| 77 | "I found a luckstone carved in the image of me." |
| 78 | "Someone used Detect Magic, and all it found was me." |
| 79 | "I once converted a Mind Flayer to veganism." |
| 80 | "I was almost the king' s brother/sister-in-law." |
| 81 | "I just downed the spiciest burrito you ever did see. Until a couple seconds ago my mouth was still smoldering." |
| 82 | "I once peed of a cliff and hit a bird three meters away from me." |
| 83 | "You know that mine in the nearby mountains? I dug it. With a single punch." |
| 84 | "I once kicked a shark so hard it exploded." |
| 85 | "I once hit a Mind Flayer so hard its tentacles went in its mouth." |
| 86 | "I went to a village in the far lands and drove the inhabitants insane." |
| 87 | "I'm a celestial travel guide looking for a green starship." |
| 88 | "I've danced with a devil in the pale moonlight." |
| 89 | "I put the man in manticore." |
| 90 | "I can cast spells with no hands." |
| 91 | "With my serenade, I once enthralled a siren." |
| 92 | "I've visited the cloud district often, have you? Oh what am I saying." |
| 93 | "A dwarf has no chance in our drinking my liver." |
| 94 | "I once stopped a hurricane by shooting at it with a bow." |
| 95 | "Dragons learned how to breathe fire from me." |
| 96 | "Your looking at the man who has made three volcanoes erupt prematurely." |
| 97 | "I once casted a tenth level spell." |
| 98 | "I once beat a demon so bad he begged an occultist sent him back." |
| 99 | "I once painted a portrait so lifelike the buyer started using it as a mirror." |
| 100 | "I've hiked so many mountains I know all the mountain goats by name." |