A list of complex, boring, or funny-sounding titles for books or scrolls in a Wizard’s library.
| d100 | Entry |
|---|---|
| 1 | Making Friends; a History of Necromancy. |
| 2 | A Treatise on the Problem of Infinite Demiplanes |
| 3 | Ozohr's Compendium of Glyphs for Crystalline Structures, Fifth Edition |
| 4 | Analysis of Divination Spell Extension into the Astral Plane |
| 5 | This Spell is Harmless' and Other Lies To Tell Yourself |
| 6 | Dragons, Drakes, and Winged Demons; a Guide to Fire Breathers |
| 7 | Hefty and Heavy; Proper wand shaping for beginners |
| 8 | Common Rune Mistakes and Their Consequences, a Summary |
| 9 | Fireball Illustrated |
| 10 | Aardvarks to Anvils; Unique uses for Polymorph |
| 11 | The Arcana-Sutra |
| 12 | The Illusion of Space; A primer on Conjuration Magic |
| 13 | 1,000 Prophecies to Keep Your Eye On |
| 14 | A Humble Collection of Heresies |
| 15 | Survival in the Outer Planes and in the Astral Sea |
| 16 | Those That Came Before; An Overview of Extinct Magical Traditions and What We Can Learn from Them |
| 17 | Darkness; Creating, Dispelling, and Exploiting It |
| 18 | Advanced Draconic Anatomy |
| 19 | Angels and How to Avoid Them |
| 20 | 10,000 Runes Without Meaning |
| 21 | Spellbook Minimalism |
| 22 | Understanding the Alien Minds of Gods, Outsiders, and Yet Stranger Creatures |
| 23 | The Magic of Stone and the Souls of Mountains |
| 24 | This Ore That; Choosing your first Rock Golem |
| 25 | Beyond the Cauldron - Brewing Potions in the Wilderness; a Personal Story |
| 26 | Proof of a Positive Relationship Between Leysian Crossings and Levitation Enchantment Potency |
| 27 | Gwynssin Revisited: The Transformative School of Enchantment in the Eleventh Century |
| 28 | Introductory Life Extension, Revised Edition - Now 100% dark magic free! |
| 29 | Great Spirit Aid: A Study of Unique Varieties of Incorporeal Summoning Among the Northwestern Tribes! |
| 30 | Ten Basic Shields: A Revolutionary New Way to Categorize Abjurations! |
| 31 | The Common Genealogical Ancestor of Kobolds & Lizardfolk! |
| 32 | The Science of Magic, a Treatise |
| 33 | Rags to Reigns - a Traveler's Guide to the Nine Hells |
| 34 | Making the Most of Your Allies; Why You Should Focus on Transmutation and Necromancy |
| 35 | 101 Easy Magic Items You Can Make on the Road |
| 36 | Our Darker Sisters; A Cautionary Volume on the Dangers of Dealing with Hags |
| 37 | lasreveR fo kooB s'karalS (also known as An Abjurer's Guide to Counterspelling) |
| 38 | On the Transmutation of Gold to Lead - A primer |
| 39 | A Perditio Tempus; My journey to making True Strike good again |
| 40 | Myths of Malumnak the Mad; a collection of stories about that craziest of wizards |
| 41 | Analysis of the Extended Lifetime of Draconic Respiratory-Flame Droplets in a Turbulently Vaporized Floomph Puff |
| 42 | Relative Temporo-Thaumic Desynchronization Transitions in Hasted Targets |
| 43 | A Vortex of Annihilation in a Tea-cup - Practical Applications of Collapsing Spheres |
| 44 | Evidence of Omni-Planar Asymmetries Seeded by High-Density Ablator Nonuniformity in Experiments Involving Deific Artifacts and Magically Simulated Dragon-fire |
| 45 | Convergence of Eigen-Tensor Continuations in Infinite Dimensional Kismet-Hazard Prognostications |
| 46 | Evidence of Potts-Neme-Tenseric Superfluidity in Non-agonal Optical Levitation |
| 47 | Direct Observation of Fractal-Dimensional Percolation in Renal Pyramids - In Search of the Philosopher's Kidney-stone, Diary of a Personal Journey |
| 48 | Fast Friends; An Autobiographical Account Regarding Dangerous and Morally Ambiguous Misuses of Charm Spells |
| 49 | Treatise on Temporal Foresight in Divination |
| 50 | Annals of Grafted Incarnum: Soul Splicing |
| 51 | Practical Applications of the Demiplane Spell |
| 52 | Arcane Tearing: An Enchanting Primer |
| 53 | The Complete Guide to Bypassing the Crystal Sphere's Barrier |
| 54 | Complete Compendium of Deific Dogma |
| 55 | The Philandering Philosophy in Respect to the Power Scale of Magic Users: A Deep Observation |
| 56 | Syntax and Semantics in Spell Components |
| 57 | A Critical Review of Every Known Spell, The Complete Collection, 5th edition (23 volumes) |
| 58 | Selective Topics in the Stylistics of Spellcasting |
| 59 | Gendry's Guide to Non-gullible Golems |
| 60 | The Titillating Truth of Tubular Tome Making |
| 61 | The Delirious Despot: A Psychoanalytic Approach |
| 62 | Elder Evils' Encyclopedia |
| 63 | Unabridged Atlas of Arcane Observations in Astronomy |
| 64 | Vellum of Viscous Vindication: Curse Construction |
| 65 | Magnum Opus of Mythallar Musing |
| 66 | Contemporary Codex of Celestial Cadavers |
| 67 | Death's Ancestors; An Etymological Analysis of the Words of Power |
| 68 | A Cultural History of Dark Magic |
| 69 | The Element of Destruction; An Exploration of Primordial Evocation Magics |
| 70 | Competing Elemental Theories |
| 71 | Meditations on the Feasibility of Chronomancy |
| 72 | Wild Magic and Mesuring Risk |
| 73 | A Compendium of the Many Moods of the Weave |
| 74 | The Life and Death of Gods |
| 75 | Martial Skills and Tactics for the Adventuring Wizard |
| 76 | The Lost Wonders of Epic Magic |
| 77 | The Lure of Lichdom; Meditations on Mortality |
| 78 | Alnam's Encyclopedia of Herbal Components |
| 79 | Probing Transport and Structure-Property Relationship of Highly Ordered Orgone Superthaums Lattices at the Ethereal-Material Planar Limit - Towards Living in an Immaterial World |
| 80 | Unveiling Macroscopic Structures of Neutrally Charged Elemental Interfaces by Surface-Specific Vibrational Spectromagy - My Conversations with Water, and other Treatises. |
| 81 | Complexified Paths, Integral Saddles; Sovereign Glue and the Super-sandwich Principle - Taming Magical Steeds via Liberal Application of Math-magical and Culinary Threats |
| 82 | Hidden Symmetries, Instabilities, and Currency Speculation Suppression in Brownie Rackets - How to beat Fey Loan Sharks at Their Own Game |
| 83 | Enhanced Stochastic Resonance and Spatiotemporal Synchronization in a Mass Hasted Party - A Stab in Time, Saves Thee and Thine |
| 84 | The Shape of the First Collapsed Objects - Ancient Architecture of the First Great Mage Empire, Magical Weaponry, and the Application There-of |
| 85 | Emerging Patterns in Oscillatory Absorption of Thaumo-Ultra-Acoustic Waves - Using Suggestion and Modify Memory to Get Ahead |
| 86 | Exponentia Foramina & The Leyline Convergence Matrix, Inter Alia |
| 87 | Mordenkainen's Toenails and Chrysolite Powder's Usefulness in the Discernment of Arcano-Confounding Proto-Runes |
| 88 | Trans-substantial Passage of Quickened Objects or Entities Without Persistent Liminal Agency of Hyperagonal Media |
| 89 | Sustained Transpontine Circumpenetration - Secrets of Sigil Stone |
| 90 | On Post-Morpholiths and Proto-Daedric Sigils in the Pnakotic Testaments - All Signs Point to 'Nope' |
| 91 | Essential Geomantic Engineering for Those of Average Intelligence |
| 92 | Philosophy of Low-Energy Magery - a Confoundingly Incomplete Treatise, with Editor's Commentary |
| 93 | On the Sending Out of the Soul |
| 94 | Parchments of Pnom - A Complete and Original Translation |
| 95 | Las Reglas de Ruina - translated to the Common Vernacular by Meisters Theodorius and Chevillion, with Commentary and Compleat Appendix |
| 96 | Seven Cryptical Books of Hsan - The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath Explained |
| 97 | Search for Heavy Resonance Decaying in the Phase of the Ethereal Plane |
| 98 | Pressure Effects on Phlogiston Among Other Parameters in Limbo Environment |
| 99 | Ultrafast Evocation Dynamics and Interactions in Complex Weave Networks |
| 100 | Organic Energy Cells: Degradation Processes and Approaches to Enhance Performance |